hey gun nuts
your precious second amendment is supposedly meant to protect us from what is happening in ferguson right now
yet it’s still happening
and yall are supporting the police state (at least the majority of you are from what i have seen on numerous articles and social networking)
im not saying hypocrite but…
So, fun fact -
Ferguson doesn’t allow citizens to have guns. Meaning only the cops have guns. Meaning that, in fact, it’s the lack of exercise of their second amendment that led to militarized police meeting almost no resistance from the unarmed citizens who couldn’t defend themselves.
Gun control literally puts all the guns in Cop’s and the government’s hands, and strips citizens of the ability to defend themselves - a Police state. Ferguson was a pretty obvious example of that fact.
So I’m not saying you’re a fucking idiot but…
Okay, this “trigger” nonsense is getting ridiculous.
The fuck is wrong with so many of today’s teens, anyway? When did they become such spineless, molly-coddled little candy asses? When I was in high school, you never heard of anything like this. People would show you their new nipple piercings in art class, for fuck’s sake (not even kidding. Wasn’t a guy, either). Shit, when I was in middle school, people were into carving things into their skin with steak knives as a temporary tattoo. Usually that stupid “S” symbol that nobody ever knew any other letters to make in the same style.
Now we got people old enough to drive freaking out and crying “PANIC ATTACK!” over a bunch of fuckin’ polygons? I mean, no shit a sudden scare programmed into a game is going to unsettle you for a few minutes, but it’s not going to kill you. Do they even know what a real panic attack feels like?? Because I’ve had them before, and they’re not fun. But, you know what? I never got one from a fuckin’ robot animal made out of pixels. All of this “trigger warning” stuff on the internet is a load o’ bull. It’s one thing to tag flashing gifs for people that have issues with seizures, or not wanting to see real-life gore or animal abuse, but if you’re old enough to be on tumblr, and you’re crying over a fucking animatronic bear model that can’t even physically hurt you, you need to turn off the fucking computer, yank the cord out of the wall, go outside, and find a way to entertain yourself with a couple of lava rocks and a magnifying glass. Or go pick a fight with a tree. Go roll yourself down the nearest hill in an inner tube. Just get the fuck off the internet and LIVE.
This was the best trigger rant I think I’ve ever seen. All the awards.
Seriously though, I totally agree with triggering things like gore and suicide and self harm and things, but jesus christ you get some right ridiculous ones floating around.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on: